Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
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