11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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