Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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