The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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