i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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