Me. At least after what I've been through.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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