We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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