So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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