Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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