brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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