I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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