After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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