I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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