Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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