I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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