Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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