And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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