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(630): View more from Illinois

batman just walked across the sidewalk

(1-630): View more from Illinois

lay off the drugs

(630): View more from Illinois

no for real he was wearing a cape

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(512): View more from Texas

I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.

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(407): View more from Florida

I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"

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(815): View more from Illinois

Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.

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That's practically a relationship for you

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?

(616): View more from Michigan

Not in jail

(715): View more from Wisconsin

Alive?

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(510): View more from California

Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....

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