I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
