At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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