how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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