You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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