Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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