see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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