This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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