omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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