Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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