he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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