Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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