Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Let the clothes fall where they may.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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