I wannas sexs uuuuu
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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