He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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