mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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