Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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