I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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