yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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