If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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