yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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