You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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