It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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