How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
