If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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