Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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