I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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