I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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