I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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