I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
The ass gains better be worth it
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