they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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