sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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