I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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