did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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