this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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