On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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