; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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