Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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